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The Slants 2009 Mock Draft (emphasis on Mock) picks 1-10

by on Feb.08, 2009, under Commentary

Yeah, yeah I know…I didn’t keep up with my weekly NFL picks this season. I’m sorry, you have to understand I never finish anything that I st

So here are my NFL draft predictions. I have done the first 10 so far and plan (yeah right) to do the next 10 next week and the next 10 the week after.

Pick #1: Detroit Lions: The Detroit Lions surprise everyone by not picking a wide receiver. New GM Lee Ioccoca goes off the board to pick QB Hishorito Suzuki a Japanese born player who Ioccoca says most people prefer to any American made QB.

NFL Draft is in April

NFL Draft is in April

Pick #2: St. Louis Rams: The Rams select Brenda Warner with this pick. Kurt’s not available, but with Brenda on the sidelines they hope to relive the glory days of the greatest show on turf.

Pick #3: Kansas City Chiefs: The Chiefs select grounds keeper Emanuel Jones a very good grounds keeper from the University of Miami, Ohio. Not only is he a very good grounds keeper but he also does not eat junk food, like snickers bars…putting and end to the long series of games with “Chefs” written in the endzone.

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